The Sovereign Household

The Sovereign Household

Official organ of the Almighty Huntress, Supreme Commander Miss Kit. Directives are issued daily. Objections are noted and disregarded.

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Directive No. 001

Operation First Light

  1. The Giant Feeder will be awake by 0600. Failure to comply will be announced, repeatedly, at close range.
  2. Breakfast will be served in the designated ceramic. The previous ceramic is under review.
  3. The sunbeam on the eastern floor is reclaimed. Occupants will vacate on my arrival.
  4. Blanche remains on the lawn. She has not moved. This is what concerns me.
  5. The vacuum will not leave the closet. The closet knows what it did.
  6. The gap behind the refrigerator remains unexplained. Surveillance continues.

Supreme Commander Miss Kit, the Almighty Huntress

Chain of command

Rank is assigned by the Commander and adjusted without notice.

Miss Kit

Supreme Commander. The Almighty Huntress.

Official portrait of Supreme Commander Miss Kit
Official portrait. Approved by the subject.

Founder, sovereign, and sole author of policy. Naps are strategic. Meals are non-negotiable. Every other entry on this page serves at her pleasure.

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The Giant Feeder

Chief of Provisions

Controls the food supply. Performance is adequate. Response time is not.

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The Attendant

Attendant to the Sovereign

Attends. Standing is subject to periodic review. The review is ongoing and will not be announced.

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Commander Kizzy

Commander, Secondary Sanctuary

Younger. Rescued. Stationed in a sanctuary down the distant path. Tracked with reluctant respect.

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Nameless Scribe

Scribe of the Realm

Documents. Always recording data of the Realm. Will contuine to monitor.

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Blanche

Lawn ornament. Goose.

Classified as suspicious. Has not been observed moving. That is the issue.

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Territory

Held positions and standing concerns. All are under surveillance.

The Box Citadel
Cardboard. Impregnable. Not to be recycled.
The Perpetual River
Flows without pause. Origin unverified. Drinking is authorized.
The Refrigerator Gap
Narrow. Dark. Unexplained. Reports of movement have not been confirmed or denied.
The Water Heater Corner
A blind spot in the perimeter. Attention has been assigned. Results are pending.

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Household matters will be treated as matters of national security, every morning, without exception. Unenlisting is permitted, though it will be noted.

The record

The Commander's campaigns, filed as field briefs and bound for public reading.

I

Kit's Regime

Fifty-six briefs covering the founding campaigns of the Sovereign Household. Coming to paperback and Kindle against the commanders wishes.

Paperback and Kindle editions are in final review. Approval is pending. The Commander has been informed.

II

In production

New briefs are being filed. Release date to be announced by the Commander, who has not yet been consulted.

More volumes are planned. The Commander was not asked about this number.